![]() ![]() Once you pass the “You’re Over The Hill!” space (your 38th birthday) you will start experiencing ageism in addition to sexism! You are now an old hag. Should you land on “#MeToo” ( 1 in 3 chance), dissociate for the rest of the game. Or, if you land on “You’re Fired Because You Spoke Up in a Meeting and While You Thought You Were Being Assertive, They Thought You Were Being A Total B!” lose your Salary and Career Cards for three turns, flip the board in anger, and become filled with shame.Įvery time you land on “Must Be That Time Of The Month!,” do not collect your salary for one turn because you clearly can’t think straight. There are spaces on the board where your Career and Salary may change suddenly.įor example, if you land on “ Global Pandemic Sets Women In The Workforce Back 35 Years!,” give back your Salary Card, trade your Career Card for a Stay-At-Home-Mom Card, and quietly give up on your dreams. When you land on “Buy a House,” lose a turn because you are getting mansplained to about mortgages. If you do land on “Baby!” spaces, you are a selfish bitch who only cares about her kids. If you never land on any “Baby!” spaces, you are a selfish bitch who only cares about her own interests. Or,ī) Keep your Career and Salary Cards, but pay 98% of your Salary for childcare costs. Whenever you land on a “Baby!” space, add a blue or pink plastic peg to your car.Įach time you acquire a Baby! peg, either:Ī) Trade your Career and Salary Cards in for a Stay-At-Home-Mom Card. Add two to five grey cat pegs to your car. (We assume you are going Lesbo to pick up guys? Cool.)ġ–5: Die an old maid. If you land on…ĩ or 10: Add a blue peg to the driver’s seat of your plastic car, because your husband is a better driver than you.ħ or 8: Add a blue peg, but your husband will eventually leave you for someone half his age.Ħ or 7: Add a pink peg. When you get to the “Marriage” space, stop and spin the spinner. Whichever Salary Card you get, deduct 20% from it, as you can still only expect to make $0.80 cents to the dollar that men make. If the card says “Dick Required” you can never choose this career. If the card says “Degree Required,” you cannot choose this career unless you go to College. It’s so simple that even girls can get it (but that will not stop us from explaining the rest of the game to you!)Īt the start of the game, have another player fan out the Career Cards face down and choose one. Spin the spinner and move your plastic car the indicated number of spaces. It must be pink, or else you will get pulled over by the gender police.Ĭhoose who goes first by calling up a boy in your class and having him rank the players based on cuteness. This may be hard to decide because none of you are good at math.Įach player picks a little plastic car to move around the board. Fun for all ages, but younger and cuter players have an advantage.Ĭhoose one player to be the banker. To have it all (brains, beauty, kids and career) but also somehow make it seem effortless!Ģ–6 middle-school girls. What Girls Can Really Expect! by Milton Bradley ![]()
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